Barney Stinson samozřejmě žádné děti nemá (alespoň ne takové, které by se mu daly dokázat). Přesto o rodičovství hodně ví a nenechává si to pro sebe. Jeho nejnovější dílo provede nastávající i skutečné rodiče od okamžiku početí až k odeslání potomka na vysokou školu, zasype je informacemi a tipy, mnohdy užitečnými, ale bez výjimky legendárními, a zaručí, aby borec v politováníhodné pozici rodiče nepřestal být borcem, a co víc, aby stinsonovské životní hodnoty předal i další generaci.
Matt Kuhn Ordine dei libri (cronologico)
Matt Kuhn è uno scrittore che ha contribuito alla creazione di una sitcom televisiva americana. Il suo lavoro è caratterizzato da un particolare senso dell'umorismo e da uno stile narrativo che ha definito una serie popolare. Si concentra sulla cattura di complesse relazioni interpersonali e colpi di scena della vita attraverso dialoghi affascinanti e commedia di situazione. La sua scrittura ha lasciato un segno indelebile nella televisione moderna.
Ihr wünscht euch ein Baby oder habt sogar schon eins bekommen? Da gehen euch sicher ein paar wichtige Fragen durch den Kopf, wie etwa: -Werden wir gute Eltern sein? -Können wir uns das leisten? -Werden wir je wieder Sex haben? Die Antwort auf jede dieser Fragen ist ein knallhartes Nein. Aber nur weil euer Dasein von nun an ein vor sich hintrocknender Fliegenschiss auf der Leinwand des Lebens sein wird, heißt das noch längst nicht, dass euer Kind genau so ein Lahmarsch werden muss wie ihr selbst. Der Bro Code für Eltern hilft euch -einen Namen für das Baby auszusuchen, mit dem euer Kind nicht im Schulbesenschrank landet -ein wirklich heißes Kindermädchen zu finden -eurem Kind Klassiker wie »Die Titten im Bus« beizubringen Mit farbigen Illustrationen, interaktiven Arbeitsblättern und sogar einer Anleitung, wie man aus einem Buggy einen Broggy macht, bietet euch Der Bro Code für Eltern alles, was ihr braucht, um ein Kind großzuziehen, das fast so hammergeil wird wie ich. Fast.
The playbook : suit up, score chicks, be awesome
- 176pagine
- 7 ore di lettura
It. Is. On. From the pen of the prolific (and bestselling) author Barney Stinson comes the indispensable guide for every Bro looking to score with The Ladies. Featuring the famous plays including: -The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn -Mrs. Stinsfire -The Ted Mosby -The Time Traveller -The 'SNASA' -The Scuba Diver -The 'He's Not Coming' ... and other greatest hits from Barney Stinson's secretPlaybookof legendary moves. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awsomeness.
Bro on the Go
- 128pagine
- 5 ore di lettura
THE BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a "bro" and behave properly among other bros. THE BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 "unspoken" rules, this code of conduct ranges from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros THE BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be. Let ultimate bro and co-author Barney Stinson and his book, THE BRO CODE share their wisdom, lest you be caught making eye contact in a devil's three-way (two dudes, duh.) Sample Articles from THE BRO CODE: Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical. Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
The Bro Code
- 195pagine
- 7 ore di lettura
Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail the Bro Code.Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.