The Harvard Lampoon Ordine dei libri

Presents a humorous spoof on the novel "The Hunger Games," which follows the efforts of a young girl who is roped into a survival contest in order to save her community in a dystopian, post-apocalyptic world.

Brodo è un piccolo eroe peloso e pavido. Spinto (o forse costretto)dal mago Gondolf, ha deciso di imbarcarsi in un'avventurosa missione per liberare la Terra di Tramezzo dalle forze del male comandate dal mago Saluman e dall'irascibile Salmon. Ad aiutarlo nell'impresa ci saranno il suo fedele amico Spam, il nobile re Aragost,l'elfo Lerciolas,il fidato Borotalc e il nano Girmit. Pellicani bombardieri, lascive fanciulle elfe, pericolose piante che baciano sino alla morte gli incauti viandanti completano questa parodia de "Il Signore degli Anelli".

About three things I was absolutely certain.First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead.And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.