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Andy Borowitz

    Who Moved My Soap?
    The Borowitz Report
    Governor Arnold: A Photodiary of His First 100 Days in Office
    Profiles in Ignorance
    • Profiles in Ignorance

      How America's Politicians Got Dumb and Dumber

      • 336pagine
      • 12 ore di lettura

      The book explores the dynamic and multifaceted nature of New York City, delving into its rich history, diverse culture, and the experiences of its inhabitants. It captures the essence of urban life, highlighting the challenges and triumphs faced by those who call the city home. Through vivid storytelling and insightful commentary, it reflects on the city's impact on individuals and communities, making it a compelling read for anyone interested in understanding the complexities of one of the world's most iconic cities.

      Profiles in Ignorance
    • Through vivid two-color photographs and humorous fictitious captions, the book captures Arnold Schwarzenegger's first hundred days as Governor of California. It offers a satirical glimpse into his ambitious plans to reshape the state, showcasing dramatic and sometimes humorous moments, especially those highlighting his physicality. Created by humorist Andy Borowitz, the narrative blends political commentary with lightheartedness, making it an entertaining read for history enthusiasts and fans of the "Governator."

      Governor Arnold: A Photodiary of His First 100 Days in Office
    • The Borowitz Report

      The Big Book of Shockers

      • 114pagine
      • 4 ore di lettura

      Expect a gripping narrative filled with unexpected twists that challenge perceptions and provoke strong reactions. The book delves into shocking revelations that will keep readers on the edge of their seats, exploring themes of betrayal, morality, and the consequences of choices. With a compelling plot and well-developed characters, it promises an intense reading experience that will linger long after the final page is turned.

      The Borowitz Report
    • Who Moved My Soap?

      • 96pagine
      • 4 ore di lettura

      They threw the book at Madoff. Now here's the book he needs. While many books are offered for the CEO who aims to survive the cutthroat competition of the corporate jungle, not a single one offers to help those same CEOs when the law catches up with them. That is, until now. This book offers valuable advice for those executives who have cooked the books, and now find themselves paying the price. Borowitz covers all aspects of prison life, from exit strategies (prison-break tips) to ways of keeping the business acumen sharp (how to make the Warden your most valuable employee) to prison cell feng shui and even self-defense (how to use this book as a deadly weapon). Convicted corporate executives should look at this time spent in prison as an opportunity, rather than a disadvantage. New business contacts can be established, new management strategies tested-time can even be spent working on the golf game so it says sharp for ten, twenty, however many years. Direct from Bernie Madoff's cellmate, Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including: Complete Corporate-Speak/Prison Slang Glossary How to earn $$$ making vanity license plates Trophy wives, and how to avoid becoming one How to avoid getting back-stabbed literally Don't forget, Who Moved My Soap? will be both small enough to fit in the pocket of your prison uniform, but also thick enough to hollow out and hide cigarettes in! Who Moved My Soap? is a must read for any white collar criminal. CEOs headed to the Big House will now have something to read to help them pass the time. It's also a must read for those of us who were fleeced by them.

      Who Moved My Soap?