Fear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? In today's world of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and judgmental teens, we exist in a heightened state of fear. We’re afraid of everything and everyone—but perhaps not as afraid as we should be! This absurdly hilarious survival guide argues that fearing literally everything is the best way to stay safe. Filled with lifesaving illustrations, sidebars, jump scares, and chilling one-liners, it offers protection from the dangers of love, technology, birds, education, jackalopes, and even our own bodies and homes. Plus, there's a bonus foldout Fear Map tucked in the back cover. Feeling anxious about the world? You should be even more frightened! Forget asteroids; that bird over there is just waiting to swoop down and attack. Your shoelaces? They’re plotting to strangle you. From stop signs that threaten your life to the unsettling reflection in the mirror, danger lurks everywhere. The best survival strategy? Be afraid of everything, all the time. With pointy hardcover corners, pages that could slap you, and a removable Fear Map ready to unsettle you, this humor book is a risky buy for yourself or a gift for loved ones. Perfect for those who embrace their fears!
